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Pixellator: Mrs. Pix – Naked in the Middle of the Road

Nude in Public, Exhibitionist

Many of you will be able to tell that these photos were taken on an access road connecting a main thoroughfare (out of view behind) to a housing development still in its sales phase (visible in the background). The flags down each side of the road are meant to beckon visitors to come in and check out the new homes; to us it just looked like a great setting for some naked pics.

With nerve worked up, Mrs. Pix boldly got out of our car and started walking away down the road toward the development – why I wasn’t shooting pics like crazy as she walked away I have no idea – I kick myself now. But after a dozen yards or so I called for her to return and that’s when I took these shots. Now, I’m sure I was intending to run the scenario again (maybe catching the walk away the next time), but about this time I noticed a service truck heading toward us from the development. It was pretty clear from its acceleration that we were busted.

So, I shouted the alarm and we both jumped in the car and started up – a little bit panicked as getting busted was not in the plan. I had to make a quick K-turn to get out of there, and by the time we were heading back toward the exit, the truck was close enough to hear the passenger leaning out his window yelling … “Don’t GO!!!” But I hit the gas, actually peeling out. While pulling away, from behind, I heard the plaintive yell … “I LOVE YOU!!!”

The truck grew small in the rear view mirror … we made it back to the highway … we merged with traffic and both stared straight ahead down the road … our breathing calmed … our pulses slowed … we eventually glanced at each other … and burst out laughing.

The photographic quality here is a bit lacking, but when you’re shooting total nudity in total public, guerilla style, sometimes that happens.

Enjoy …